weekendmom: “dad where did u get that mug” “my worlds greatest dad mug? long story” *dad looks out the window as he vividly remembers his bloody victory in the 100 dad cage match at dadfights.com*
itseasytoremember: Misty Mountains Cold 100%...
andivictoria: so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized here’s my sister: here’s my other sister: and here’s me
nw948tw4n9cty8w498tcyw849tchw3: the secret to having a good url ur rly gonna take advice from me
when people have self-harmed...
ier0h: dont yell at them dont say you’re disappointed in them dont say “cheer up” and expect anything out of that dont ignore them fucking talk to them and just be there for them listen to them but seriously dont yell at them
rachelle-the-lovely: How many hips could a hipster stir if a hipster could stir hips?
hamfarto: hamfarto: im having one of those unattractive days i mean years
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
forsciencejohn: hey arthur conan doyle, happy birthday! thanks for bringing sherlock holmes into the world!
pastalad: pastalad: so this morning my dad said “hey we got some tomatos” and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING
thelittleturtleduck: doctoroket: kakarikovillage: the snack that smiles back children what is wrong with this website
i made a new friend on the plane
niggaimdeadass: dis us this us actin crazy smooches to u hataz ewwww y’all ugly dis us sleep of course we cute we black
thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG Very nice Thanks