I'm Cassie. I'm 18. Currently residing in the USA. I don't even know everything I like anymore. WARNING: This blog may contain perfectly stupid humor, cats, and a tad bit of fangirling.

 

illegally-ginger:

arousedean:

whitebeltwriter:

decertatio:

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

"they’re just joking"

"you’re just going through a phase"

"you’ll get used to it"

"so do you have a boyfriend yet?" 

loki-of-sassgaard:

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife


I’m going with the second one on this.  For YEARS, I have put up with sleeping next to a six-foot sinus.  Now I make him wear these, and I actually sleep through the night.Bro definitely inhaled his wife.

loki-of-sassgaard:

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

I’m going with the second one on this. For YEARS, I have put up with sleeping next to a six-foot sinus. Now I make him wear these, and I actually sleep through the night.

Bro definitely inhaled his wife.

I could tell you all to ‘fuck off’ and you’d go ‘awwww’

Benedict Cumberbatch to the audience at Sydney OzCon (via elizabeth-bennet)

(Source: drwatsn)

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

(Source: devilbatghost)

kuriositywillprobablykillthiskat:

jarexz:

loveatitsfinest:

bestrooftalkever:

party-wok:

julierthanyou:

clambistro:

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH

the comments are painfully accurate. 

the freeze-frame makes it even more incredible

I’m dead

(Source: videohall)